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When douchiness abounds, dickishness is afoot and general jerkiness is slung about for no good reason…HE WILL BE THERE! Who will be there, we hear you ask…. Bigshot Toyworks proudly presents… the FUnicorn!! Riding to your aid like a majestical steed, dealing backhands of justice, with Zero F#cks given or taken. In a world of pretty ponies and other glitter-spewing magical creatures, the FUnicorn gallops across the land with his head held high, ready to spread his message… of love.
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Capture the full color version for the direct, no-nonsense effect. Choose the Gold Medal color to award the FUnicorn to your own Zero F#cks Hero. Or choose Bone White if you’re truly not giving a f#ck, right down to the bone. Prepare yourself for instant legendary status (free with purchase).
The FUnicorn…he puts the FU back in FUN!
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The FUnicorn stands 7 inches tall, hand crafted in resin in limited numbers. 200 of the Gold Medal Edition will be produced, along with 100 of the Bad to the Bone Edition. The rainbow-tailed Taste the Rainbow Original Edition will be produced in an open run. All FUnicorns retail for $69 each and pre-order are available right now at the Bigshot Toyshop HERE.
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Right now, Zero F#cks Given FUnicorn is in production, you can catch a glimpse of the Taste the Rainbow tails…
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Till then, the FUnicorn Facebook and Twitter are your best resources for not giving a f#ck!
